Assa v2

An English friend was out getting her hair cut and called me for some interpretation assistance.

Hairdresser: Hello?
Me: Hi, just tell me what you need to and I'll tell my friend.
Hairdresser: Well...
Me: But please give me an easy explanation.
Hairdresser: Huh?
Me: I mean, don't use hard words. Speak slowly.
Hairdresser: Why? You're Korean.
Me: Nope, American.

Will I ever get tired of posts like this?